I wouldn't be so alone if they knew my name in every home
Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
But I'd be too busy
Come back to the old five and dime
Cameron Diaz give me a sign
I'll make you smile all the time
And your conversation would compliment mine
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow at my every word
Mr Spielberg look what you're missing
And doesn't that seem a little absurd
Bow at my every word
Buy up the rights to my book
And I'll live on a ranch from what the box office took
I'll go and visit the set
They'll call me their saviour
Oh how the papers will scorn
Celebrity lives on the moon
But I'll be back home in June
To promote the sequel
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow at my every word
Mr Spielberg see just what you're missing
Doesn't that seem a little absurd
Bow at my every word