Johnny and Robbie
Why are you talking like that, you’re from Stoke
I know, but I can’t stop it pally
Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your shadow
you'll never get rid of me
Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got us.
Me and my shadow
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
We're closer than ripples that play in a brook
Strolling down the avenue
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza
Me and my shadow
We're closer than smog when it clings to L.A.
We're closer to Ricky confessing he’s gay
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue
And when it's sleeping time
That's when we rise
We start to swing
Swing to the skies
Oh, you think you’re so jazz you
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ring-a-ding-ding!
Happy New Year!
Me and my shadow
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart
We're alone but far from blue
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll make all the late spots, and then a few more
We'll start off at Stringy�s and maybe Groucho
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!
Can we do that again?
No, I’m too tired
Oh please Rob
No, I’m swung out
Oh c’mon, I’ll give you some money
I don’t need money
What about a cup of tea
I’m not thirsty
I will tell everybody that you’re gay!
Oh f***
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll make all the late spots, and then a few more
We'll start off at Stringy�s and maybe Groucho
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me